"This is no joke ..." (Coffeen)

This is the latest correspondence from John, who is looking for a place to live. Rather charming, no? I love "This is no joke ..."

"Robin from work gave me a lead on a place to live in Coffeen. This is not a joke see attached picture of one bedroom apartment. Do you think we can get Jubilee up the stairs? I am going to look at it tomorrow. I was told that the last resident would grill on the front portch! Down stairs is a antique store and it is on the main drag of Coffeen."